- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??