Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Dwarf Shortage

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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