Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Lil Wayne

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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There's my tractor.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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No it doesnt..

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Pickle

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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