-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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womens rights

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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