- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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