- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Good job, son.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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