What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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okay so theres this guy.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A guy walks into a bar

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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