So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Anti Joke

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