Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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