- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

your mom.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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