- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

I have a really funny joke.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Allah walked into AK Bar

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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