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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

360 NO SCOPE

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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