- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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