- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

God is real.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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