Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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