- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

okay so theres this guy.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

You are joking right?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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