Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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