Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

woman's rights

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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