What is funnier then 25 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

12345678910111213141516171819whatcomesnext

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

To clowns walk into a bar. They don't notice each other because as soon as they walk to a 5-yard radius, the length that was said to be the range of a clowns eyesight (which was actually said by a controversial scientist, looked on as a madman; he created a whole clown-eyesight-range conspiracy), when a fire starts, creating a huge apocalyptic event. However, the two clowns go into the bar unphased. Both clowns then turn opposite directions. The clown on the right sits down with his drink and takes out his book about the Victorian Era. He constantly checks his watch. The clown on the left disapears into the croud, and steals french fries from table 36. After three hours, they both walk to the back of the bar, simultaneously tying their shoes not noticing their similarity in career choices. They both open a door marked PRIVATE (while tying their shoes). After sixteen days of exactly the same thing happening repeatedly... Both clowns see eachother on the way out of the bar. Little do the know that they are being watched by the scientist I mentioned earlier. Two Years Later Both clowns die instantly after being attacked by a giant war hammer-wielding octopus on the way home from the circus.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I'm so punny.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

thumb_up thumb_down -1

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops