- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Knock knock. Its open.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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