- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A house comes around the corner.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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