Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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