Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Chick Norris... Enough said

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

swag

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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