What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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swag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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