How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Where's my baby??

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

An Asian with a big dick.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Anti Joke

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