why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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