- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the man appear fat he is

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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