Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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