- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

there once was a frog with no leggs

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Dead girls can't say no.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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