why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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