What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Cancer

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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