Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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