- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Knock Knock.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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