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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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