Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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