- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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