Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Gay rights.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Women's rights

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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