- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??