- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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