How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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