Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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a black man pays his child support

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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