- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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