- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

i'm hard

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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