- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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