- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Your big dick.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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