Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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men, men like men= men+bed

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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