- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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