How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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