- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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