- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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